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Friday, July 14, 2006

Payback



Recently, I have had to charge some things to the game. The laptop (love the new hp), public humiliation, the old blog (thanks to those of you who remember)...

The other night, I got a little payback. At the courthouse. But now how you think.

It turns out that the courthouse at 11 pm is a good place to meet chicks if you are Court Personnel. I met a bailiff who insisted on introducing me to every cop that walked in the place as his wife. I smiled politely and shook their hands. I informed him that for every hand I shook, he owed me $25.

After $75, I let him know that for $100, I would tell witty anecdotes of where we met, our first date, and what I was wearing.

I am $275 richer.

This is American justice at work.

Mist 1


8 Comments:

At 9:25 PM, Blogger Echo Mouse said...

Damn I wish I understood this. LOL It sounds brilliant though.

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

mouse,

Patience is a virtue. Brilliance might be too. Unfortunately, I am neither patient or brilliant.

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger The Naked Nerd said...

LOL What a way to make some cash. I would have to mug people for that kind of cash. ;) Have a great weekend Mist.

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

You make me proud.

You noticed about the lack of toe rings ay? They're still in me purse after me pedi. I'm thinking of going naked for a few days so me pool boy can suck me toes. He definitely has the foot fetish.

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

nerd,

Mugging is a good second income, but I don't look good in a ski mask.

 
At 2:29 PM, Anonymous KristynMarie said...

You go girl! Shake a few hands, make $275, not a bad deal.

KristynMarie

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger anastasia said...

I think you are such a wise woman!!! Way to go on some easy cash, have a great weekend!!! Go check out this video, it's my son, he didn't know he was being taped, it's funny!! Click on the link, it was my post for yesterday.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

kristynmarie,

Now I can say that I shake it for money.

anastasia,

I tried yesterday and couldn't open the link. I'll try again tonight.

 

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