Here's what I need to do: 1. Get Hobby, 2. Floss. Blogging just gets in the way. Friday, July 14, 2006 Payback Recently, I have had to charge some things to the game. The laptop (love the new hp), public humiliation, the old blog (thanks to those of you who remember)... The other night, I got a little payback. At the courthouse. But now how you think. It turns out that the courthouse at 11 pm is a good place to meet chicks if you are Court Personnel. I met a bailiff who insisted on introducing me to every cop that walked in the place as his wife. I smiled politely and shook their hands. I informed him that for every hand I shook, he owed me $25. After $75, I let him know that for $100, I would tell witty anecdotes of where we met, our first date, and what I was wearing. I am $275 richer. This is American justice at work. Mist 1 Posted by Mist1 @ 5:14 AM 6 Comments: At 9:25 PM,  Echomouse said... Damn I wish I understood this. LOL It sounds brilliant though.   At 11:22 PM,  mist1 said... mouse, Patience is a virtue. Brilliance might be too. Unfortunately, I am neither patient or brilliant.   At 9:34 AM,  Irish Church Lady :) said... You make me proud. You noticed about the lack of toe rings ay? They're still in me purse after me pedi. I'm thinking of going naked for a few days so me pool boy can suck me toes. He definitely has the foot fetish.   At 9:59 AM,  mist1 said... nerd, Mugging is a good second income, but I don't look good in a ski mask.   At 2:29 PM,  Anonymous said... You go girl! Shake a few hands, make $275, not a bad deal. KristynMarie   At 5:39 PM,  mist1 said... kristynmarie, Now I can say that I shake it for money. anastasia, I tried yesterday and couldn't open the link. I'll try again tonight.   Post a Comment "All of this happened, more or less." - Kurt Vonnegut

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