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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Magnum, P.I.



I've got a situation.

I am sure that the P.I. is aware of this blog, so I am not writing in Pig Latin to throw him off. I have nothing to hide.

Here is a snippet of yesterday's conversation(all names have been changed to protect the innocent):

Magnum: So, where were you mid-May?

Mist 1: Um, can I check my calendar?

Magnum: You don't know what you did in the month of May?

Mist 1: Well, you see...I used to have a blog. If I still had that blog I could tell you exactly what I did. But since I don't have the blog anymore, I have no idea what I did in the month of May.

Magnum: I see.

Mist 1: So, can I get the calendar now?

Magnum nods. Mist 1 runs (in heels/turquoise & green--very cute) to get the calendar.

Mist 1: Ah yes, May...looks like I was pretty tied up with volunteering for underprivileged children and um, the lepers that month.

Magnum: Did you, or did you not falsely request a waxing kit from ***** Co., Inc.?

Mist 1: Wax? Er, like candles?

Magnum: Ms. 1, I think you know perfectly well what I'm talking about here.

So, yeah. I'm busted. I hope it's not a felony. But if it is, think of the pictures that they will have to take to prove their case. Thank Gawd I'm waxed!

In other news, I have started to receive mail at work from Chippendales. I am very excited by this. I am thinking that I will be able to write this off on my company Amex. Ladies, I have an extra ticket. Who want to meet me at Harrah's Casino?

Mist 1


10 Comments:

At 2:40 AM, Blogger The Naked Nerd said...

Now that you mention it I remember you writng about that waxing thingy. As I recall it was quite funny. Didn't you get a free replacement kit?? ;)

 
At 5:58 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

nerd,

I intended to use it on someone else, but I had to make sure that it worked first, didn't I?

My waxing scheme is over. I will be ruined...and hairy.

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger anastasia said...

First off, the shoes, they sound soooo cute, do you have the purse that matches? second... you do work for the underprivileged too!! Me too!!! LOL, have a great day!!

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

anastasia,

You are a saint.

I do not match my handbags to my shoes. I am not that organized.

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

Aw I remember the waxy post too. Wish I could go back and read it. You should have just hid your blog (or maybe you did and are not telling us). So dang it woman, what happened? or is it still too early to tell? use my secret email on my site if necessary. Oh I love Magnum aka Tom Selleck. I just hate his voice.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

icl,

I have everything saved, but I am too lazy to recreate it. Also, I am starting fresh. That makes me feel better...sort of.

I am telling you the story. Slowly.

I grew up with Tom Selleck's neice. At least she claimed to be his neice. If I saw her today and she had a mustache, I would believe her.

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

LOL!!!

BTW my daughter claims that her best friend, Tom, knows Tom Selleck from boating somewhere in Canada. I keep telling her to get me the info because if it's true were going to visit or maybe you can get me to see him sooner through his niece in which case it's 'ixnay' on the voice comment. Our little secret, 'k. (I just want his body anyways!)

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

icl,

I'll see what I can do. I'll have my people call his people. Maybe we can get invited to Thanksgiving dinner or something.

Your secrets are safe with me.

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger becomingmagnum said...

I'm sure you're all aware that Ben Affleck is being considered for the role of Thomas Magnum in the upcoming "Magnum P.I." Movie.

Go to: www.myspace.com/becomingmagnum (if you are a Myspace Member) and check out a Trailer of one man's quest to Stop Ben Affleck from Becoming Magnum.

Or, go to www.youtube.com, and type BECOMING MAGNUM into the Video Search, and then click on the Video to watch it.

Mike.

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

mike,

I had no idea. I am not a P.I. so I didn't do my research. Thanks.

 

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