No Love, Courtney
When Whitney Houston's irrational behavior and unkempt appearance were captured by the paparazzi, Courtney Love appeared like a rehab angel. She pledged her emotional support to Whitney as she cleaned herself up and rid herself of Bobby Brown. More recently, Courtney approached Brittney Spears, offering to stand by her side during her darkest days.I needed Courtney Love's support in the last few days. I am not ashamed to admit that I had a serious bug problem. I thought if anyone could understand the chaos that bugs create, it would be Courtney. She's dealt with bugs. She's overcome them. I went through Hell because of bugs. Still, Courtney never called. Maybe she only comes to the rescue of people with names ending in "ney." I see no other explanation. Surely, I picked off enough of my own skin over the last week to merit a call.
Obsessive-compulsive tendencies aside, I blame the cat and his fleas for the skin picking. Before the fleas, everything was so right between the two of us. It was much like a marriage, he was getting fat and we shared a bed without sex.
I nearly lost everything because of the fleas. I feverishly paced the pet aisle of the grocery store, scratching and twitching, looking for a product that promised to cause permanent scarring of the lungs if inhaled. In local pet stores, I attracted the attention of Homeland Security by purchasing large quantities of poisonous fogger bombs intended for professional use. I borrowed money from friends and family to support my need for flea treatments. When the money was gone, I did things that I'm not proud of for flea collars.
Despite the haze of toxic chemicals in my home, I felt the presence of fleas for days. I was convinced that they had become resistant to commercial pesticides and had adapted, becoming ever quicker and invisible. The only thing worse than a bug problem is an imaginary bug problem.
Imaginary bugs can make time stand still. Hours, maybe even days passed as I pursued invisible parasites. New freckles from my recent sunburn came to life with astounding flea-like realism and burrowed under several layers of skin. It is exceedingly difficult remove a freckle. Freckles are also incredibly resilient to suffocation and will not emerge from the skin even when covered in a dab of clear nail polish.
It's been a difficult journey but, I think that the bugs are behind me. I have been bug-free for 72 hours, no thanks to Courtney Love.
Mist 1
Posted by Mist1 @ 6:52 AM
115 Comments:
Welcome back! It kinda BUGGED me that I had no new Mist to read.
Listen, Mist. We need to talk. You can't just walk out of here, tossing out a casual "we've grown apart" line, leaving me here to wonder what the hell's going on... just to waltz back in in the middle of the night a week later, making little jokes and acting like nothing happened.
What ever happened to "let's try something new"? I've been trying to get you to do that thing with the candle wax and strobe light for months. What, is this payback for that time I accidentally called you "Steph"?
Thank God you're back.
Sorry, dude, but I can't get past that picture.
That comment two above was me being a retard. Only Blogger, and my mom call me Michael. Seriously though, Thank God.
My cats have gotten your fleas by osmosis!
I've told them several times to stop using the computer while I'm gone. And, if they must use the computer, stop chewing on my mouse!!
So, what was the best option for flea removal?
I hope you didn't try to pop all the fleas you saw. That could be kinda painful. Glad you're back. The blogosphere is a better place with you here.
Eeep. This post has made me incredibly itchy.
So easily led...
You're back! We love you bugs or no bugs!
Bug free huh - I have plenty to share when you get bored of being on your ownsome. FAZ
Should have asked me. All you need to do to get rid of the bugs is eat spiders!
Celebrities are so fickle.
Puss
(BTW get the cat a Program injection - no more fleas ever.)
That picture is hard to take. Yikes.
I've had imaginery fleas too, or Stella has...it doesn't matter, and they're really difficult to get rid of. It might just take Courtney.
yaaaaaaaaay, musings from mist! my wednesday is much better because of you. well, except for that picture. lemme tell you, that was double dog nasty.
please don't do that to me again. i'm trying to avoid work and eat my breakfst here.
WB, Baby!
We missed you. IMO, you're too good at this to not do it.
Kisses.
Dear god, tell me this is a cleverly retouched photo, and not somebody's actual skin condition.
Wooo Hooo … I am so glad that you are back !!!! The photo shows one way to get rid of freckles when you are on crack … YUCK Ü
Fleas, ugh! The chiggers dirty high jumping cousin.
Those bug bombs make a great flame thrower though.
I had fleas in my house a decade or more ago...the thing that worked was Roach Prufe---inside and out!
Well, that explains your absence. Bug freckles. Scary
One day (and blog post) at a time, Mist. You can beat this thing - I have faith.
That is one bloody disturbing picture.
-N
my brain is tingling... i'm picturing flipflops with the toe thongs made of flea collar material... i'm picturing lance armstrong flea collar material wristbands--and they come in pink for the breast cancer awareness people--and red/white/blue for patriotic americans.
*huggle*
At least you love Mr. Cat.
Nothing like a flea-bath to bring you two together.
I'm happy you have no bug problems anymore.
Laters
Ugh! We had that problem in January/February here! Take Boraxo and sprinkle it all around the baseboards in your house, all rooms. It sucks the moisture out of any eggs that have been layed.
Very good ... and good luck on the bug rehab.
A long time ago, in an apartment far away. I had fleas. The carpet literally BOUNCED with little black things. I got through it and am so glad you did too.
Do NOT go into any pet stores for a while though Mist.
For the flea prob: maybe you should just try showering. If you are doing that already, then try using soap instead. Hope that helps. No need to thank me, thanks.
Couldn't the source of all this just as easily be your rampant meth addiction?
michael,
If you hadn't capitalized the word bugged, I never would have gotten it. I am easing back into this.
capt. smack,
The words, "we need to talk" mean nothing to me.
perry,
Blogger calls me names too.
nwjr,
Why do you think I chose it?
sheila,
Fire. Fire was the best option.
phishez,
Popping fleas makes me feel queasy.
*,
So are freckles.
peter,
I have been making everyone I talk to itchy for days.
akelamalu,
How could you love me with a bug problem?
c & f,
Thanks for the offer but, I'm off the bugs.
av,
What would I have to eat to get rid of the spiders?
puss,
Hissy gets a monthly treatment and still got fleas. I want my money back.
debbie,
Good luck with Courtney.
pool,
I couldn't resist the picture.
chick,
That reminds me of a story...
hello,
Sometimes, I even make myself sick to my stomach.
amber,
I'm good at imaginary parasite detection too.
mystic,
I wish I could tell you that.
mj,
You'd think that she would have stopped scratching at the sight of her own sinews and stuff.
king,
I try to avoid using the word chigger. Inevitably, someone will hear you wrong and get all offended when you talk about hating chiggers.
token,
I am proud of you for being bug free for ten years.
jazz,
It was terrifying.
his sin,
I would feel stronger in my recovery if Courtney would at least leave a comment here to let me know that she cares.
natalia,
I searched all over for just the right one.
puppy,
I would totally wear the flea awareness bracelet. Proudly.
mayren,
Hissy and I are working on mending our relationship. It's so hard for me to trust again.
granny,
I need something to suck the moisture out of the air. It's humid and I'm feeling frizzy today.
bibi,
Thank you. I'm attending all of my meetings.
kelly,
Strangely, I don't itch at all.
scotts,
The bouncing carpet is one of my great fears.
venge,
One day, there was a flea in the shower.
b. port,
I suppose it could be. Food for thought.
So glad things are better.
Damnit..Courtney never pullsthrough when you really need her!
My roommate just had a dream about fleas burrowing under her skin. Nasty. And then my dog started getting them. Was she telling the future? We'll never know... we'll never know...
That photo is sooooo gross. Then again, so are fleas. Good choice.
Good luck beating the thirsty little suckers. ;)
When I moved to the South and first heard of chiggers, I assumed it was a derogatory word and didn't use it, ever.
You can't be too careful when you're a damnyankee.
You'd have to eat Nicaraguan birds that eat spiders. Then, you'd have to eat some snakes to kill the birds. Then you could just have sex with the snake and come full circle.
Welcome back! Sorry to hear about the fleas. Char had them last year and everywhere I turned there they were. It was horrifying. But yeah, fire worked pretty well.
You were the missed one.
But you're not fooling anyone
with those nitro glycern based
anti-bug bombs that are loaded
into that russian pony nuke you bought at the flea market in dekalb last saturday from that russian scientist -looking guy so
don't think you're getting off easy.
you have to fill out a form for those. And sign there. good.
And there too.
Ok. there you go.
You totally should have called me, Mistney...I would have been there for you!
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argh! you almost scratched out the joy of seeing you're back with that irksome picture. gwad, we really must find you an entertaining hubby.
no way. then it would be "must get hubby".
I much prefer to be an unwilling participant in someone elses bad habits than to be responsible for entertainment. I am a good entertainer but thats beside the point.
I say! bug free! good enough for me!
Good heavens, that picture isn't you, is it? N.A.S.T.Y.
You'll see me up in the club hollin' Aye Bay Bay.
Hold on - are those your real arms? GOOD GAWD if they are.
Courtney is just mad you used her pre-rehab picture isn't she?
Excuse me, is this where the line starts to blow Mist and tell her we missed her and don't want her to leave again? Cause I'm totally in.
sighs... fleas don't bite me. they did my ex though. you should have seen him when I let the apartment get infested. did i mention he was my ex? :wink:
Welcome home, sweetheart. I planted some roses for you, I did the dishes, mopped the floor, shampooed the rugs, and even cleaned BOTH bathrooms (including the toilet).
Please say you'll never leave me again, and I'll even remember to leave the toilet seat down every time.
Ew ew ew ew EEEEWWWWWW. That is NOT what I meant when I asked what you see when you look in the mirror....
frontline, girl. it's the best.
what the hell kind of medical condition leaves wounds like that? or is it a pic of an inmate who won't stop digging at her arms?
regardless what it is i'm telling cheeks that this is what happens when you don't wash your hands ~thoroughly~ each and every time you go to the bathroom.
who knew your blog could be used by us mom's to teach our children about proper hygiene. :-)
1,
I can't believe you threw me over for Courtney, again.
Thank g*d you're back. My coffee is awful without you to read!
This is the first I've heard of any of this, I swear.
My people are so fired.
Best memory as a paramedic student:
We were bringing in a patient who was bugging out on acid. He insisted that there were bugs crawling all over him. After he was tied down, the instuctor asked if I wanted to see what NOT to do. I said sure. So when the patient said "Can't you see them? They're everywhere!"
My instructor replied "Holy shit! They're huge!"
The patient lost it.
About those lesions, I recommend consultation with a health-care professional, or even a health-care amateur, pretty much anybody with “care” in their job title will do. Better yet, try an Undertaker, those guys can fix anything.
Hello Santa...
You know first of all the photo *puke*.
Second, thanks for finally posting.
Third, i'm currently being eaten alive by fucking bugs that splatter with blood when i kill them...
*puke*...
I'm off to burn my mattress in 3 weeks when i move out...*puke*
At the rate of puking i'm doing with this comment i should eventually become courtney love thin.
hugs and kisses
nfc
ps. divorce the cat..i'll marry you...and not become as fat...and ensure chilled vodka for drinkin'
Courtney Love is my alter ego, will that help?
Courtney killed Kurt. Everything to gain--he couldn't divorce her then.
That was my theory. A long time ago.
Then I was in a Nirvana cover band, and I realized that his own music could have just as likely drove him to the shotgun french kiss.
I'll pray that they're all dead.
Glad to see you easing back into it.
where DID you get that photo!?!?!?
maiden,
Yes, but the collar is uncomfortable.
jenny,
I can tell she's burned you too.
erica,
Tell me if she dreams about me winning the lottery.
velvet,
Thank you. I'm entirely repulsed right now.
hearts,
You have to be so PC around parasites.
av,
Ah, the cycle of life.
karma,
Fire is the only way.
turner,
I also had to give a hair, blood, and urine sample.
tera,
I imagine that you have a red phone with a dedicated hotline.
curm,
The fleas fled.
cj,
I've sworn off hubbies.
turner,
I had no idea that you worked in the entertainment industry.
mel,
Maybe. Don't I look good in orange?
dallas,
I must be a straight boy too. This is really going to be hard to explain.
comedy,
You people are so sensitive.
nolff,
Holla.
mindy,
Why? Do they look fat?
sqt,
I gave her a fair chance.
othur,
Tell me with shoes.
melanie,
Sly. Again, I use fire to rid my house of unwelcome parasites.
arthur,
We have dishes?
tim,
Beauty is skin deep.
jennifer,
Revolution is a rip off.
heather,
I don't write this for me. I do it for the children.
0,
Sometimes, I just need the support of a girlfriend...or whatever Courtney is.
wg,
My coffee is awful without CoffeeMate.
courtney,
I'm not speaking to you.
todd,
Gawd. That's awful. I love it.
slag,
I was thinking that a little topical ointment would do the trick.
nofear,
I didn't even think to burn the mattress. Now I can get that one with the astronaut foam.
slb,
You were so right about her. I should have listened.
silver,
Tell your alter ego that she should have called me.
eric,
Courtney is trying to kill me too.
peach,
Inmate #5266483.
Disgusting photo, must be of some meth addict in my hometown.
Yay, you are back!!!
Thank you. I'm entirely repulsed right now.
It's understandable. I moved into an infested apartment once and had the heebies for weeks after they were gone. It was one of the grossest things that I had ever encoutered. Well, that was before I had kids... they raised the bar on gross.
BTW...my house was majorly infested with fleas when I bought it. Before I dared to bring my dogs, I treated the place with 'precor' and 'Flea Stop'. One week later i was able to move dogs in & they have never had any fleas.
I hate those bastards & I bet Courtney didn't come to help, because she herself sleeps with them.
"The only thing worse than a bug problem is an imaginary bug problem."
Well, the treatment is a hell of a lot more expensive....
"Imaginary bugs can make time stand still. Hours, maybe even days passed as I pursued invisible parasites."
This explains the lapse. Gald you're back!
sornie,
She must get really good sh*t to pick meat off the bone.
adw,
I am mostly back. I am missing some skin.
velvet,
I'm glad that I didn't have kids hopping all over the carpet and furniture. I'm not sure I would have recovered from that.
slb,
I would have brought someone else's dog first, as a test.
matt,
Insurance doesn't cover flea bombs. It does cover inpatient treatment (after a $200 co-pay).
legal,
I still don't know what day it is.
I've found that Advantage is the only stuff that gets rid of fleas. Fleas must think I'm a cat because when our cats get them (usually once per year), I get bitten up like crazy - yet they don't bite my husband! Maybe I should buy myself a flea collar too....LOL
webmiztris?
do a change-up on the medicine if the advantage doesn't work.
theres two others, forgot their names but once advantage (advantix?) stopped working I went with the other one instead and it worked fine.
just fyi.
dagromm,
You act like you've never seen someone's insides before.
miztris,
Collars are hot.
turner,
Do you dispense your veterinary advice for free?
That picture is making me a little queasy and now I've got an itch...I'll be back I'm going to go set fire to the dog..friggin fleas!!
Reminds me of the DTs. So glad you are back.
Sick! I just took a closer look at that photo. I thought it was some sort of medical glove even with my glasses on, could have done without that one.
tom,
I hate the smell of burning fur.
stacy,
Please, don't remind me of the DTs.
I pledged my emotional support to Whitney Houston back in the 80s and she hooked up with Bobby Brown instead.
Big mistake on her part, in retrospect....
Empathizing here. A couple years ago, I had some small things biting me, mostly around my waistband area. I was a mess--completely devoted to the itching, unable to stop.
May they all be dead. Long live Mist1.
You are wild, crazy and hilariously funny. I think i lofe you!
It's good to see you back in the swing of things, Bonnie.
Don't be a stranger :)
mist -
you seem to be a nice midwestern
girl. for you, I will charge
a night at a karaoke bar.
everyone else. gets the free stuff.
mist!!!!!! welcome back, missed you so much...this brought back some memories..i could sit in a roomful of hungry fleas and never get a bite..but my ex would get horribly (temporarily) disfiguring problems if only one hungry flea snacked on him. they say adding brewers yeastor more garlic to your diet changes the taste of your blood and the fleas like you less..don't know if that's true, but might be worth a try if the little buggers come back. and get frontline for your cats. lots and lots of frontline.
so glad to see you again, mist...the world is a better place when your words are floating around it in...
woops. i said "it in" instead of "in it".
i meant to say that ;-)
guess that horrific pic affected me more than i thought...
My car is currently infested with fleas because of a run-in with a stray..
I don't know about here, but where I'm from there used to be flea circuses. Don't know if the fleas jump off horses and do the trapeze stuff, but I imagine they must at least have a contortionist and some clowns. If I ever get my hands on some tickets, I'll let you know. Might help nuance your present feelings.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Miss you! Hope you`re well!
Hey Misty, I'm glad you're back, bites and all.
You have done all the right things, fog bombs, spray, collars, scrubbing yourself, and waiting.
The best first line protection if they ever return will be the flea collars. Have some available for emergencies.
I learned from my hippie days to put at least one on each ankle. At night before you go to bed, or otherwise bed down, hitch two or three together and put them on as a necklace in addition to the ankle ones.
Fleas have a cycle, killing them works for the living, but the unborn are coming.
The female lays 27 eggs a day for 100 days unless you kill her. The eggs then hatch into fleas in 6 to 21 days, so it may seem you aren't making progress. Then there are the 'leftovers' who don't hatch for up to a year.
Google 'Flea Cycle' to read about it, a lot of the links are really selling bug killer.
http://www.animalworldnetwork.com/btheflelifcy1.html
is the best I found.
Remember, do like the hippies did, keep spraying and bombing even whey you think you don't have fleas, and keep on wearing those collars.
..
BTW, I'm doing a 'you' like you did a week ago. I may drop over and read now and then, ok?
..
I hope the bugs are all gone! It took my mother two stays in a mental hospital to rid (almost) her life of (imaginary) bugs.
This is a glorious blog! You are a wonderful writer and I have enjoyed reading your archives very much. This post was completely hilarious and the photograph was just disgusting! I hope Courtney feels your pain...extensively and with the imaginary bugs in large crawling writhing bunches.
Well, you know what they say, one bug at a time at a time at a time at a time at a time. In your case, one cannot say, Don't sweat the small stuff, because the small stuff IS the prob.
Hi Mistney Flears - how goes it. I like the permanent arm damage. Reminds me a bit of some spanking redness I endured - it faded after several weeks.
imaginary bugs are definitely worse than the real ones. THAT will drive you batty
BD
Bugs and freckles... bad things they are..hang on..I just said to my little girls today, "Ohhh , you both have the cutest freckles on your noses". I said to my boys, "Quit bugging your sisters!!" LOL
Which further goes to prove my theory that Courtney Love would be a shitty exterminator, I need to remember who I made that bar bet with now.
Oh... I can't even look at that photo... I need my happy place...
(glad you're back!)
That picture was HORRID...sure those weren't imaginary bugs? Ick.
Diatenacious (sp?) earth is something you can spread around your house - supposed to be some kind of sandy stuff that rubs off the exoskeletons of fleas - which inflicts torture, nice, huh?
Do they make Frontline for humans? I'd be happy to hold you down and put some between your shoulder-blades.
Encore, Mist1. Encore.
You look like hell.
Come on down to the shore. The salt air will clear that right up. The margaritas do wonders too.
Excuse me, mist. Pleeeease, please, I beg you (knees on the floor and everything). Put up a new post. Even a couple of lines will do. Something. Anything. I'm only asking fro a brief paragraph that makes the picture go away so every time I come check out your blog for news, I can also get some sleep later on. Take pity. Please?
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Kublai Khan
Kublai Khan
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Hrmmm girlie. Hope you're ok..
are you kidding? of course she's ok. take a look at her arms.
anan,
Whitney has made many, many mistakes.
jocelyn,
May they all be dead. Thank you.
misstress,
I think I still itch.
orhan,
Still swinging, Clyde.
turner,
I don't karaoke. Sober.
rayne,
I mist me too.
susan,
Dear Gawd. Burn it. Get insurance.
tine,
My fleas were unskilled.
uncivil,
Poetry. Sigh. I'm not worthy.
karma,
Thank you. I'm feeling much better.
jim,
Bites are recovering. Slowly.
nick,
I'm with your mother.
karen,
Thank you. Thank you.
pawlie,
One bug at a time, that's my new motto.
c,
I hope the damage isn't permanent.
donk,
No bats.
cazzie,
My freckles are cute.
tallulah,
Lice terrify me.
furious,
Courtney means nothing to me now.
tammie,
Look at the photo.
tigger,
I love the photo.
m@,
Wednesdays.
brooke,
I feel like Hell.
cj,
I thought a couple of lines would do too. Look what happened to my arms.
nolff,
You are scaring everyone.
susan,
Doing well.
turner,
Not my finest feature right now.
You still got me thinkin' of them damn chiggers.
marriage is a different animal for me,chica...........we're getting fat...........but having more sex than ever............
Sorry if someone else suggested this already but I didn't have time to plow through all the comments. Get "Advantage" at the vet's, any vet will sell it to you.
A few drops on the back on your cat's neck and the fleas will all die off. No need for scary chemicals and whatnot.
yea, totally could have done with out seeing that photo...ugh!
I wish we could have worked upto a bed with out sex...but I blew it.
king,
What'd you call me?
stak,
Fat sex is hot.
amber,
Revolution is crap.
gucci,
Fleas do suck. That's kind of their thing.
rc,
I still love that photo.
crack,
We still have a marriage. No sex and we never talk anymore.
Move to northern New Mexico.
We have way less fleas than
other areas. And many of the
ones I have encountered have
been fat and slow... of course,
this is tempered by the fact
that some of our fleas carry
bubonic plague. You just have
to weigh the pros and cons...
jaya,
The fleas here are slim and quick but, many of the people are fat and slow. It's a bad combination.
I think you must have royal blood or something. I do,(dear old Aunt Annie says so) and thats why fleas, mosquito's and bedbug's LOVE me.
claudia,
I used to have an Aunt Annie. Mosquitoes loved her. She was 120 proof.
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