In b.e.d. with a Little Man
Jali's reading my mind. I never play these Little games, but this one was in the works already...you see, she's got this game she wants to play. A story that begins and ends in bed. The rule is that it must involve a meal. I feel like Slick Rick, sit back and enjoy my Little story...
I went to b.e.d. with a Little man the other day (I have never been out with a Little Person before). We had been planning this for two weeks, but I didn't know that he was going to suggest that we go to b.e.d. We've never been out before. I know it seems a Little fast, but in my defense, I've known him for Little awhile. He's married (y'all without sin can cast the first stone). He's been a mentor for me.
I got there first. I always do (I'm good in b.e.d. like that). I spent some time entertaining myself. Nobody seemed to mind as I took photos of the interior.
He's a Little Man. I wore Little heels. I towered foreheads above him. Admittedly, my forehead is rather large (no doubt due to my magnificent brain mass); but still I wished I had been in flats.
When he got there, he asked for a seat at a window. She only had large tables available. He said that we didn't need a big table. A Little one would be okay. I snicker under my breath. He ordered a bottled water. A Little one. I stifle myself. We talked about his Little wife. My Dad. Volunteer obligations. Weather. Guns and ammo (he has a Little .380). Life on the East Coast, in the South, and in the Midwest.
I am dying inside. I cannot resist the urge to make Little comments. But, he is important, and I am his guest. I keep my Little mouth shut.
We order a meal. It takes forever. As the food arrives, the server (Rebecca) informs me that the cook has broken his knuckle. My stomach flips as I imagine my knuckle and gouda sandwich.
We enjoyed our Little selves. I finished first. I always do. I let him finish. We licked our Little fingers. Rebecca asks us if we would like a Little dessert. I snort, and a Little snot comes out of my nose.
Mist 1
Posted by Mist1 @ 6:14 AM
39 Comments:
nerd,
Perhaps the most wholesome time I've ever had in b.e.d.
romerican,
I had the Club sandwich, he had the Reuben. I guess we weren't in the mood for Pussy Galore. Have you had the Pussy Galore?
Well, I just have to ask...
Did you get a little?
Later yall....
melon,
I wanted to get a Little to go, but I thought it would be a Little forward.
What a charming Little story. Thank you. I'm sure he thought your snorted snot was just a Little extra mozzerella.
That was a Little better than I expected. Please don't feel that I think Little of your skills - I'm just a Little impressed with the Little story you cooked up in just a Little bit of time.
Is EVERTHING in proportion or are some things a Little larger than others?
I've been trying to get into Bed with a big man for a long time!!!
Should I be a LITTLE more patient??
Great lil post!!!!!!! LMAO
Peace (or should I say piece, just a lil one? please? )
Damn, I've been trying to do that with a big man for months now! geeze...I guess I have to be a LITTLE more patient!
Great post!
Peace (or should I say piece. just a lil one? please?)
There's nothing wrong with having a little fun. Hey, at least a little humor is better that a little awkward silence. Amazing, you arrived first & you finished first....boy if I had a nickle...(sorry, just a little joke)
What a great story! It had me laughing more than a Little bit. ;)
gambo,
The story is a Little cheesy.
jali,
I can do anything if I put my Little mind to it.
His sandwich was a normal size. The side salad was a Little bigger than I expected.
darlene,
The beauty of it was that I didn't need a nickel. He paid for lunch.
karma,
A Little humor is good for you.
eve,
Glad you enjoyed your Little self.
Thanks for coming by.
Jali held a smoking pistol to my head and told me to come over here, and never one to challenge a honey with a pistol I came over here with the quickness. Nicely done on her lil challenge too by the way!
luke,
I didn't know Jali was armed. I will have to watch my smartass comments.
Thanks for coming by.
eve,
Mmmmm, shoes.
Hey, those aren't shoes...those are...I don't know what the hell those are. Oh, my eyes. I have to go shopping now.
Perhaps its just too early for me, but I don't understand...Not even a little.
nihilistic,
Have a Little coffee. Don't trouble your Little head with the details.
I can safely say that I love you. Jali is a friend and sent me over here. I am a fan.
maiden,
Now I currently have:
1. One fan
2. Four ceiling fans
Thanks for coming by.
I am a little confused, but this is my first time visiting so please don't belittle me.
mr. shife,
I sometimes confuse myself.
Thanks for coming by.
mr. shife,
I sometimes confuse myself.
Thanks for coming by.
Lovely little story, Mist, and it sounds like you have a lovely little time! :P
Kristyn
kristyn,
It was a lovely Little meal.
i spent the weekend with someone who has a remington 870.
but i guess it's not the size, huh? lol...
k,
Ooooh, with Pump Action?
Came through Jali's house. This has got to be the mosts comment-driven blog I have ever seen.
When I grow up, I want comments...
Pouting. Pouting, I tell ya.
Ooh. I gotta get more soap bubbles.
evo,
I love comments. You all make my day. Pouting is cute. I do it all the time.
Thanks for coming by.
I drifted in from Echo Mouse. Love your blog, very funny. I'll be back.
jacquie,
You look just like someone I used to play with when I was a kid.
I'm sorry I chewed your hands.
Thanks for coming by.
I liked this story... a little bit.
Did he happen to meet his Little wife on the Little person dating site that your friend signed you up on? Did you happen to meet Little man on the Little person dating site?
matt,
Just a Little entertainment for you.
sabilak,
I should have asked him how he met the Little Woman.
Must work on my conversational skills. After all, a Little courtesy goes a long way.
7 ate 9
so 6 is scared because 7 might eat him too
7 ate (eight) 9. So 6 is scared of 7.
There are all different types of Little Men. The Littlest Man I everyone went out with was 6'2. (Get your minds out of the gutter. I'm not that type of girl!)
Sara :)
reza,
Thanks. I'm quicker than I look.
Thanks for coming by.
cmo,
I totally am that type of girl.
I've never read the word 'little' so many times in my life.
orhan,
I have a Little obsession with Little People and Little things. I can't get them out of my Little mind.
I love Chicken Little.
icl,
I almost ordered that. It came with a Little side of honey mustard dipping sauce.
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