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Monday, September 18, 2006

In b.e.d. with a Little Man



Jali's reading my mind. I never play these Little games, but this one was in the works already...you see, she's got this game she wants to play. A story that begins and ends in bed. The rule is that it must involve a meal. I feel like Slick Rick, sit back and enjoy my Little story...

I went to b.e.d. with a Little man the other day (I have never been out with a Little Person before). We had been planning this for two weeks, but I didn't know that he was going to suggest that we go to b.e.d. We've never been out before. I know it seems a Little fast, but in my defense, I've known him for Little awhile. He's married (y'all without sin can cast the first stone). He's been a mentor for me.

I got there first. I always do (I'm good in b.e.d. like that). I spent some time entertaining myself. Nobody seemed to mind as I took photos of the interior.

He's a Little Man. I wore Little heels. I towered foreheads above him. Admittedly, my forehead is rather large (no doubt due to my magnificent brain mass); but still I wished I had been in flats.

When he got there, he asked for a seat at a window. She only had large tables available. He said that we didn't need a big table. A Little one would be okay. I snicker under my breath. He ordered a bottled water. A Little one. I stifle myself. We talked about his Little wife. My Dad. Volunteer obligations. Weather. Guns and ammo (he has a Little .380). Life on the East Coast, in the South, and in the Midwest.

I am dying inside. I cannot resist the urge to make Little comments. But, he is important, and I am his guest. I keep my Little mouth shut.

We order a meal. It takes forever. As the food arrives, the server (Rebecca) informs me that the cook has broken his knuckle. My stomach flips as I imagine my knuckle and gouda sandwich.

We enjoyed our Little selves. I finished first. I always do. I let him finish. We licked our Little fingers. Rebecca asks us if we would like a Little dessert. I snort, and a Little snot comes out of my nose.

Mist 1


43 Comments:

At 4:08 AM, Blogger The Naked Nerd said...

Sounds like you had a very wholesome time. The featured mixed drink looks good. :)

 
At 4:48 AM, Blogger Romerican said...

Given that BED has Pussy Galore, the sexually repressed individual might feel a Little intimiDated.

 
At 4:59 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

nerd,

Perhaps the most wholesome time I've ever had in b.e.d.

romerican,

I had the Club sandwich, he had the Reuben. I guess we weren't in the mood for Pussy Galore. Have you had the Pussy Galore?

 
At 5:01 AM, Anonymous Meloncutter said...

Well, I just have to ask...

Did you get a little?

Later yall....

 
At 5:10 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

melon,

I wanted to get a Little to go, but I thought it would be a Little forward.

 
At 5:34 AM, Blogger Gambo said...

What a charming Little story. Thank you. I'm sure he thought your snorted snot was just a Little extra mozzerella.

 
At 5:42 AM, Blogger jali said...

That was a Little better than I expected. Please don't feel that I think Little of your skills - I'm just a Little impressed with the Little story you cooked up in just a Little bit of time.

Is EVERTHING in proportion or are some things a Little larger than others?

 
At 7:01 AM, Anonymous ODAT said...

I've been trying to get into Bed with a big man for a long time!!!
Should I be a LITTLE more patient??
Great lil post!!!!!!! LMAO

Peace (or should I say piece, just a lil one? please? )

 
At 7:05 AM, Anonymous Odat said...

Damn, I've been trying to do that with a big man for months now! geeze...I guess I have to be a LITTLE more patient!
Great post!

Peace (or should I say piece. just a lil one? please?)

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger Darlene said...

There's nothing wrong with having a little fun. Hey, at least a little humor is better that a little awkward silence. Amazing, you arrived first & you finished first....boy if I had a nickle...(sorry, just a little joke)

 
At 8:23 AM, Blogger karma lennon said...

What a great story! It had me laughing more than a Little bit. ;)

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger eve's other half said...

BIG writing! Cheeky stuff. Came over via Jali. Will be back again.

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

gambo,

The story is a Little cheesy.

jali,

I can do anything if I put my Little mind to it.

His sandwich was a normal size. The side salad was a Little bigger than I expected.

darlene,

The beauty of it was that I didn't need a nickel. He paid for lunch.

karma,

A Little humor is good for you.

eve,

Glad you enjoyed your Little self.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger Luke Cage said...

Jali held a smoking pistol to my head and told me to come over here, and never one to challenge a honey with a pistol I came over here with the quickness. Nicely done on her lil challenge too by the way!

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger eve's other half said...

Quick response! Don't worry, my little lemon will mature. The only shoe site I have for now is:

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/180000/180276dIKH_w.jpg
Now I'm not popular for this...

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

luke,

I didn't know Jali was armed. I will have to watch my smartass comments.

Thanks for coming by.

eve,

Mmmmm, shoes.

Hey, those aren't shoes...those are...I don't know what the hell those are. Oh, my eyes. I have to go shopping now.

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Nihilistic said...

Perhaps its just too early for me, but I don't understand...Not even a little.

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

nihilistic,

Have a Little coffee. Don't trouble your Little head with the details.

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

I can safely say that I love you. Jali is a friend and sent me over here. I am a fan.

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

maiden,

Now I currently have:

1. One fan
2. Four ceiling fans

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 12:19 PM, Anonymous Mr. Shife said...

I am a little confused, but this is my first time visiting so please don't belittle me.

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

mr. shife,

I sometimes confuse myself.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

mr. shife,

I sometimes confuse myself.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous KristynMarie said...

Lovely little story, Mist, and it sounds like you have a lovely little time! :P

Kristyn

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

kristyn,

It was a lovely Little meal.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger K said...

i spent the weekend with someone who has a remington 870.

but i guess it's not the size, huh? lol...

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

k,

Ooooh, with Pump Action?

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger Evolution of gina said...

Came through Jali's house. This has got to be the mosts comment-driven blog I have ever seen.

When I grow up, I want comments...

Pouting. Pouting, I tell ya.

Ooh. I gotta get more soap bubbles.

 
At 5:53 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

evo,

I love comments. You all make my day. Pouting is cute. I do it all the time.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger Jacquie said...

I drifted in from Echo Mouse. Love your blog, very funny. I'll be back.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

jacquie,

You look just like someone I used to play with when I was a kid.

I'm sorry I chewed your hands.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 6:30 PM, Blogger Matt said...

I liked this story... a little bit.

 
At 7:01 PM, Blogger SabilaK said...

Did he happen to meet his Little wife on the Little person dating site that your friend signed you up on? Did you happen to meet Little man on the Little person dating site?

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

matt,

Just a Little entertainment for you.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

sabilak,

I should have asked him how he met the Little Woman.

Must work on my conversational skills. After all, a Little courtesy goes a long way.

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Reza Behforooz said...

7 ate 9

so 6 is scared because 7 might eat him too

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger Reza Behforooz said...

7 ate (eight) 9. So 6 is scared of 7.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger ChiefMommy Owl said...

There are all different types of Little Men. The Littlest Man I everyone went out with was 6'2. (Get your minds out of the gutter. I'm not that type of girl!)

Sara :)

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

reza,

Thanks. I'm quicker than I look.

Thanks for coming by.

cmo,

I totally am that type of girl.

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

I've never read the word 'little' so many times in my life.

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

orhan,

I have a Little obsession with Little People and Little things. I can't get them out of my Little mind.

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

I love Chicken Little.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

icl,

I almost ordered that. It came with a Little side of honey mustard dipping sauce.

 

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