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Friday, June 08, 2007

Sleeping it off...

Mom and I tried to write a martini inspired post last night...

We cannot write collaboratively after martinis.

We are sleeping it off.

Mist 1 (& Mom)

PS: We apologize for the drunken nonsense posted here last night. It all made sense at the time.


At 5:08 AM, Blogger Meloncutter said...

dang. sorry I mist (pun) it.

Later Y'all

At 5:13 AM, Blogger Jazz said...

Gotta love those drunken posts... I can't wait to do my first one - but I'll be needing to not be blogging at work for that to happen.

At 5:17 AM, Blogger tammy said...

Luckily, Bloglines doesn't let one slip by. I thought it was rather entertaining, though!

At 5:19 AM, Blogger Mystic Wing said...

I'm starting to understand things better...

The phrase "apple doesn't fall far from the tree" comes to mind....

At 5:24 AM, Blogger Turnbaby said...

LOL the dabbling was a hoot!!

At 5:27 AM, Blogger WanderingGirl said...

I Mist it too!!! Damn it!

At 5:28 AM, Blogger WNG said...

Maybe you could run it again with a disclaimer?

At 5:38 AM, Blogger choochoo said...

I've finally overdosed on strawberry milk. I might need a nap later also

At 5:50 AM, Blogger Susan said...

I missed it! I'm very disappointed.

oh..Hi Mom!

At 5:50 AM, Anonymous hellohahanarf said...

can't believe i didn't get a chance to read your drunken post. written with your mother ta boot! damn.

count my vote in the run it again with a disclaimer column.

happy friday. enjoy your hangover induced nap.

At 6:15 AM, Blogger Glamourpuss said...

It was all going well but just fell apart in the last paragraph. It's okay - martinis do that to me, too.


At 6:49 AM, Blogger Rachel said...

What? I missed the good stuff again. Well jesus....

I vote a repost!!!!

At 6:59 AM, Blogger Akelamalu said...

Put it back, I didn't get chance to read it!

At 7:01 AM, Blogger His Sinfulness said...

I can't blog drunk. I have a black belt in blogging stoned, however...

At 7:18 AM, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I liked it. You should have kept it up.

At 7:48 AM, Blogger furiousBall said...

perhaps it was the medium, martinis may or may not lead to inspired creativity, perhaps you should try a shot of something with mom, try a post, try another shot, etc. repeat and rinse the vomit off the keyboard.

At 7:56 AM, Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

I would've loved to read the martini inspired post.

Hi Mist1 Mom! Hope you have a nice nap.

You two sound like such a funny pair. LOL

At 7:59 AM, Blogger Michael C said...

Ooooh, a retraction. It must have been good! Ok, I'll be honest. I read it before I went to bed last night and now that you mentioned it was Martini inspired, it makes sense.

Hi Mist's Mom, you've got one hell of a talented daughter.

At 8:05 AM, Blogger karma lennon said...

I missed it! I am so sad. Please re-post!!!! :)

At 8:10 AM, Blogger Tera said...

Mist...we understand. Those must have been some kick-ass Martinis!!! I'm going to be on a liquid diet this weekend myself!

At 8:19 AM, Blogger Blitz Krieg said...

I just hope you two aren't sharing a bed.

At 8:21 AM, Blogger NWJR said...


At 8:23 AM, Blogger booda baby said...

Even the non-martini inspired posts made sense at the time.

Same apology apparently works for the comments section.

At 8:27 AM, Blogger Matt said...

You too should employ a full-time designated driver.

At 9:02 AM, Blogger Uncivil said...

Oh, wow! I remember something your mom said about neighbors and spandex, and mirrors?

You two need a designated blogger when you are drunk and at the keyboard.

Hmmmm......your mom.....spandex......please get drunk and try again tonight!

Me love you long time mommy!

At 9:08 AM, Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

I find the keys incredibly hard to find when I blog drunk, I ended backspacing more than typing.
You must repost it though because that was a major tease Mist.

At 9:09 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Kgnah, Misty!

I'm feeling for you! [Even if I did get up at 6:30 this morning.]

At 9:10 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Ok on the dabbling oath!

At 9:11 AM, Blogger Comedy + said...

Well, hope you had a good time. Have a shot of something and you will feel much better. Have a great weekend Mist. :)

At 9:13 AM, Blogger Avitable said...

I'm so glad I have the feedreader so I can save that post for eternity.

At 9:29 AM, Blogger oneman said...

Was it the one were your mother was going to do a guest post and then you both got drunk instead ?

At 9:33 AM, Blogger melanie said...

sighs... drunken poetry and writing is tops in my artistic sense. especially when its collaborative.

At 10:07 AM, Blogger Wavemancali said...

Well fuck, I was up late last night, I saw that you had posted and I figured oh, I'll just read it tomorrow like always... damn my procrastination!

At 10:59 AM, Blogger velvet girl said...

I'm always afraid that I'm going to BUI.

I was up until 4:30am and had thought about getting on the computer. Oh, well. Hope that you both recover soon and have a good weekend.

Hi, Mom!

At 12:25 PM, Blogger Superstar said...

ROFLMAO!!! Is this as bad as drunken texting? Or Drunken calling?!?!?!?!


~raises Xantini glass~
Glad you had a great night!

At 1:29 PM, Blogger Pie said...

Your drunken blog entries are 100 times better than my sober ones.

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Aw, I miss all the good fun :(

At 5:33 PM, Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

Haha. As others have said, bloglines has loose lips.

At 6:47 PM, Blogger Trundling Grunt said...

Ah, dabbling with martinis. Happy weekend.

At 6:55 PM, Blogger Captain Smack said...

I still want to hear about the 60's...

At 7:49 PM, Blogger Zhu said...

Would have been worth trying though ! :D

At 8:57 PM, Blogger Jocelyn said...

I didn't miss it. It was fun. And, to tell you true, I was thinking, "Mist1 was a bit tipsy when she was working on this thing." Who knew your mom's brain was also contributing. I guess I can still beg, as I did last night, for your mom to guest post...

At 9:00 PM, Blogger The CEO said...

Please send your Mom my regards, and thank her for me.


At 9:07 PM, Blogger EE said...

You've gotta run it again. Please!!!!!!!!!!!

At 10:04 PM, Anonymous Kristyn said...

I've heard Martini inspired babbling is the most interesting babbling. =P

At 1:40 AM, Blogger phishez_rule said...

Hi Mrs 1. Hope you feel better soon. And naturally you too Mist.

At 5:48 AM, Blogger STAK said...

i think i heart you...........:).........

At 5:50 AM, Blogger STAK said...

btw...........i did a drunk blog last night with Trixie......i left mine there.....

At 8:04 AM, Blogger notfearingchange said...

HAHAHAHA! who holds the keyboard when you write collaboratively - ?

At 8:41 AM, Anonymous Dawn said...

Martinis are evil...pure evil.

At 9:33 AM, Blogger Stacy said...

I Mist it because I was out drinking and dancing for the past few days(or has it been longer?)
I saw a bumper sticker in a bar though which made me think of you. It said, "I believe in the power of positive drinking"

At 10:42 AM, Blogger Arthur Dent said...

Must've been a gooder' if you're still sleeping it off by Saturday afternoon.

At 2:48 PM, Blogger The Muser said...

There's nothing wrong with getting drunk with your mother. When I get drunk with my mother, one of us usually wakes up in the middle of the night because we've wet the bed.

At 8:32 PM, Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

I was out of town. It isn't fair that you removed it. I object.

At 11:40 PM, Blogger jennifer starfall said...

i can't believe you took it down! i leave that shit up as a reminder of a fucking good time.

and thanks for calling. i can't think of a more ridiculous way to be woken up.

At 8:18 AM, Blogger Webmiztris said...

damn, I'm always missin the good stuff!!

At 11:04 AM, Blogger GhostRose said...

Oh mist! Why didn't you leave it up? I love drunken posts!

At 12:20 PM, Blogger James Burnett said...

never sleep it off. eat spicy tomato soup. it'll get you over it faster than sleep. and it's like a V8.

At 2:47 PM, Blogger CG said...

God, i love your blog...drunk or sober!

At 3:15 PM, Blogger Just telling it like it is said...

At least you made the effort....I often try to mix drinking and writing but then my clothes fall off...what can I say I am a lush...sleep tight

At 6:37 PM, Blogger Big Pissy said...

Shit! I missed it! :(

At 8:22 PM, Blogger mist1 said...


Mom and I are safely home from our 72 hour imposed rehab. We have learned a lot about ourselves and our inability to convey an idea effectively under the influence of Tiramisu martinis.

From now on, I will blog alone and I will only blog with wine.

At 9:02 PM, Blogger phishez_rule said...

What about vodka? Can you still blog with vodka?

At 6:20 AM, Blogger mist1 said...


Vodka is also an approved blogging beverage.

At 9:33 PM, Blogger Arthur Dent said...

Hail Caesars! Hail Ceazures!( triple Caesars)

At 9:44 PM, Blogger mist1 said...


Hail seizures is more like it.

At 6:02 PM, Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

Friday is the beginning of the Party.


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