Ear Hustling
There are some things that I should keep to myself. But this one is just too good.
I was eavesdropping yesterday. Now I am the keeper of some top secret information.
A crime was committed. A murder. I think. Sometimes, my imagination is hyperactive. It involved the following people:
1. Innocent Young Woman (a.k.a. IYW)
2. Concerned Gentleman (a.k.a. CG)
3. Innocent Young Woman's Boyfriend (a.k.a. IYWB)
4. "Ponytail" (a.k.a. "Ponytail", because really, there's no better nickname than "Ponytail")
CG and IYW were talking. I was minding my own business. I heard the whole story. It happened like this: Innocent Young Woman called Concerned Gentleman one day to tell him that Innocent Young Woman's Boyfriend was acting strangely. CG was worried about IYW. CG decided to go to IYW's home to check up on her.
When he arrived, IYW was alone and IYWB hasn't been seen since.
Reassured, CG drove back to work. He stopped for a pack of cigarettes and a refreshing beverage. End of story. CG knows nothing of IYWB's whereabouts.
Does IYWB have any enemies? Why yes, it turns out that he does. You see, there's this guy named "Ponytail" who never liked IYWB very much. IYW asks what "Ponytail" looks like. CG tells her that he's only seen "Ponytail" in the dark, so he doesn't know what he looks like. In fact, he can't even tell if "Ponytail" is black or white.
"Ponytail" is beginning to sound like a man of mystery.
IYW wants to contact "Ponytail" to ask him if he knows where IYWB is. CG broke the news gently. It would be impossible to contact "Ponytail" because he is on his deathbed. He has recently been taken very ill. CG suggests that they just let the poor man die in peace and let the Lord do his work. IYW murmured something inaudible.
Godspeed, "Ponytail."
Mist 1
Posted by Mist1 @ 6:53 AM
21 Comments:
No secret M1. Ponytail confronted IYWB telling him of an earlier affair with IYW. In anger IYWB chopped off Ponytail's ponytail leaving him a sobbing wreck and crying 'my life is now over'. IYWB is inconsolable and has left the country to start a new life.
And you heard this at the MOA?
gambo,
So IYWB and "Ponytail" were lovers?
icl,
How do you know? Are you a part of this? ICL is dangerously similar to IYW. Are you related?
Yeah, he works the next plot to me. Told me IYW was a les anyway.
Is there a reward for information on the whereabouts of IYWB??
I only ask because I might have something to contribute....for the right price...
this is some hidden gay action, fo sho.
gambo,
I knew you had inside information.
mr. g,
I'll split it with you.
stiltwalker,
That's what I'm thinking too.
miss britt,
Welcome to my world.
Apparently, gauging from the picture, Ponytail is a luchador.
Until I get a firm cash offer, all I gotta' say is Professor Plum in the Conservatory with a Candlestick...
avitable,
Lucha Libre!
mindless,
I only got a look at the back of her head. She didn't have a ponytail.
mr. g,
Professor Plum is innocent until proven guilty.
Maybe you were just evesdropping but now you are involved.
mumbai,
I'd like to speak with my lawyer.
Ponytail is hot!
Well, that's a pretty good mystery novel start.
nihilistic,
I think he's on MySpace if you wanna connect.
c,
I wonder if they'll sell the rights to the story.
anastasia,
Now you're scaring me. I'm being set up.
It's apparent to me that IYWB was abducted by aliens. Ponytail is either one of them, or he knows too much! :P
Kristyn
(PS. Left you a comment a day or so ago, but blogger was acting like a bitch).
kristyn,
Mystery solved. I knew someone would have answers.
. . . ever se invasion of the doby snatchers? the one with donald sutherland?
bsts,
Why does everyone keep warning me to watch my back? I smell conspiracy.
Thanks for coming by.
PS -- I will read any blog about shoes.
camera,
Here's the thing about that movie, the people are replaced with clones devoid of emotion. That pretty much describes me.
Thanks for coming by.
nerd,
I'm thinking about hosting a benefit for "Ponytail."
I must admit I was completely confused at first when reading this, but now I understand. DOH! I'm with Dribbler on this one though. I think CG had something to do with the disappearance of IYWB.
Thanks for stopping by my place! Hope you won't be a stranger!
kellie,
CG reeks of guilt.
Thanks for coming by.
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