To Do:  1. Get Hobby 2. Floss

Here's what I need to do: 1. Get Hobby, 2. Floss. Blogging just gets in the way.


Monday, January 01, 2007

2007


I'm sorry, I've got nothing today. Can't you see I'm hungover?

If you're going to comment, please try to do it as quietly as possible. My head hurts.

Mist 1


55 Comments:

At 1:24 AM, Anonymous archie said...

HIYA MIST - HOW THE HELL ARE YA? WANNA VODKA NEAT? ON THE ROCKS?

PARDON?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

 
At 2:43 AM, Anonymous swampwitch said...

*swampwitch whispering*
Happy New Year. Have a healthy, happy, and safe 2007. ...and, oh yeah, maybe find a hobby, continue to floss...and may your "wildest" wishes and dreams come true...and please keep on blogging, you are my giggle/guffaw for the day.

 
At 3:57 AM, Blogger NWJR said...

Well, at least you got your cork popped. That's a good thing.

 
At 4:41 AM, Blogger Peter said...

(whispers ... happy new year ... and thanks for all the laughs reading ur blog.)

 
At 5:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*whispers* Pssst... Mist1... Get up. You need your first floss of the new year.

(whispers again) Happy new year.

 
At 6:55 AM, Anonymous Rhea said...

Drink a lot of water and take some aspirin. Shhhhhhh.

 
At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year, (she said quietly).
Peace

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Avitable said...

May the New Year bring you 365 more stories with which to warm my heart and make me shoot soda from my nose.

 
At 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mist1 is gonna tell us Jan 1 is different from the other 364 days of her year.

 
At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE HUH??? THAT WILL GET YOUR HEAD EVERY TIME!!

 
At 8:58 AM, Anonymous Alison said...

Got Goody powders?

Happy New Year, Mist.

 
At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

... happy new year.. (Tiptoeing out quietly)

 
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAPPY NEW...oops, sorry. I mean happy new year. shhhhh, Mist1 is sleeping...
;-)

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger ajooja said...

Shhhh. Hope you are well.

 
At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the first year I'm NOT hungover. I'm slightly envious.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

archie,

Is that blueberry Stoli? I think I have to get back on the couch.

swamp,

Thanks. I'm happy to make you giggle/guffaw.

nwjr,

I had my cork popped a few time last night. I even popped my own cork once.

peter,

Anytime.

wg,

I'm up. I flossed before I passed out. I wish that I had washed off all this makeup.

rhea,

I was thinking about finishing the champagne.

odat,

Same to you.

av,

I think I'm blushing. Or maybe I'm gonna be sick. I'm not sure.

matt,

Jan 1 is my cousin. Do you know her?

aisby,

Ugh.

alison,

I snorted a few packs already. My nose burns.

skittles,

Please don't slam the door.

michael,

I'm not sure if that was sleep or a coma.

ajooja,

Well enough to respond to comments and check my feeds now.

lux,

You don't envy this. If I posted a picture of myself right now, you'd understand.

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Just telling it like it is said...

"Hip toe in" I feel your pain...

 
At 12:32 PM, Anonymous lizza said...

They say the best hangover solution is to start drinking whatever it is that made you hungover.

Or soak your head in a pail of ice cold water.

Happy New Year.

 
At 12:37 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

tellin',

I'm sorry. I feel responsible somehow.

lizza,

I have found the cure: Champagne and Coke Blak.

 
At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

any better now honey? i hate it when i go to sleep in makeup. it gets in all the nooks and crannys... eeesh.

happy new year mist..... bee

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1
happy new year, and i hope you laughed your butt off last night. things are going to be fine!

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Happy merry joy time 2007 Ms Mist!

 
At 1:08 PM, Anonymous 123Valerie said...

Aw. Want me to pick you up a McGriddle, some hashbrowns and the second season of Flavor of Love? That always works for me.

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

bee,

I still look a wreck. I hope I looked better than this when I was in public.

0,

Is that why my butt hurts?

orhan,

When did we get so formal? Please, call me Mist.

123,

Really? You would do that for me? Would you please squeeze me some fresh orange juice too? I'd like a mimosa.

 
At 2:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year kid!

Now, WAAAAAAAKKKEEEE UUUUUUUUP!!!!

luv 'ya Mist

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

kiyotoe,

Where were you last night? Why didn't you cut me off? I am in the blame phase of my hangover.

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like you had a very memorable (for others) type of night. Hopefully we'll see the pictures (sneaky cell phone ones)soon!

 
At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooooooooh....it's later in the day now....feeling any better?? or back at it again?? Either way I hope you had a good time and wish you all the best for the New Year!!

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Nubian Nerd said...

Wow, I love your blog's new look. And the posts are as funny and brilliant as ever! Alas, why must all the exceedingly clever, pretty ones be mildly insane. Sigh. Happy New Year mist1!

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

olives,

The pictures from last night would be bad, but pictures from this morning would be worse.

boo,

Thank G*d for leftover champagne.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

nube,

You think I'm pretty? Sigh.

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous Karmyn R said...

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R (in my best loudest voice ever)

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger furiousBall said...

[i'm actually just thinking a comment in honor of your achin' noggin]

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

karmyn,

I can feel the love.

furious,

I can read your thoughts.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Lex said...

Feel better, dear.

 
At 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am right there with ya. I am so hungover my forhead is on the ground.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Mandingo said...

Just found your blog, I like!

Hope you recover from your hangover soon!

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

lex,

I am back. Better than ever. Pass me a beer.

csb,

Start drinking. It's the only way out.

mandingo,

I appreciate the well wishes.

Thanks for coming by.

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger Big Pissy said...

can't wait to hear what you did on new year's eve that caused such a massive hangover.

I'm sure it was fabulous.

 
At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy happy new year to you Mist...may 2007 bring you many more hangovers so that my typing slowly makes sense.

 
At 7:22 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

pissy,

I'm not sure if what I did was fabulous. I am sure that my shoes were fabulous.

tug,

Thanks for commenting late in the day. Otherwise, the sound of your slow typing would have hurt my head.

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

hny ... tia
icl
xox

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger SQT said...

Happy New Year Mist. *I tip my mimosa to you*

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

icl,

TIA = Transient Ischemic Attack

sqt,

I adore mimosas.

 
At 9:27 PM, Anonymous Bice said...

Sorry I'm late getting here. I just woke up in Finland with a goat handcuffed to my left ankle and a wheel of Goda cheese stuffed down my pants. I have to catch a flight back to the Midwest but just had to stop into this Internet cafe long enough to post this comment.

 
At 9:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mist, i got lost. the directions you gave me sucked. next time....

 
At 11:34 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

bice,

I hate when I get cuffed to a goat.

kiyotoe,

Google Maps.

 
At 1:39 AM, Anonymous mansoor said...

a very happy new year 2 u too mist!!

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

im still drunk

 
At 5:43 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

mansoor,

Same to you.

maiden,

Why don't we live in the same cit?

 
At 6:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

**KABOOM!!**

oh... pardeno moi.

teehee

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

yasamin,

You're lucky you're late here.

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger melanie said...

I was hungover and had to pack up two weeks of christmas in small suitcases...

my head still hurts.

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

melanie,

Oh, that sucks.

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger mist1 said...

melanie,

Oh, that sucks.

 

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