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	  I have the utmost respect for a good mustache.  One day, I will probably grow one of my own.  I hope that day is far, far away.   Today, I'm going to do something new to demonstrate my reverence of the 'stache. 
 Rather than write about myself here, as I do five days a week, I have decided to write about myself somewhere else for a day.  Change is good.
 
 Click here to ride Burt Reynold's Mustache with me.
 
 Mist 1
 
 PS: I am enamored with Mr. Dali, but I'm afraid that I would have to decline an invitation to ride his 'stache.  It looks dangerous.
 
 
	          
	
 
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35 Comments:
I look forward to reading it!!
I'm growing a 'stache. i don't want it. Shall I fed-ex it to you?
I've always hated facial hair.
Where is your sense of adventure?
i'm not big on rectal hair either.
smiles, bee
You may not know it but you're an angel in the Blog-o-sphere.
You might get a bit of a surprise if you did ride Dali's tache - he was a self-confessed coprophagic.
Puss
Sorry, no moustache for you here Mist... Fenchurch is kinda partial to "the Tickler" growing under my lower lip though.
The new Tech for my school division has one as well. When one of the kids asked, "What is it with you techies and them things?" and I asked the new geek, he told me to tell the kids it was for checking the range of wireless networks.
I think I'm going to like working with the new guy. See you at Burt's.
Hitler's didn't look much fun either but Stalin's on the other hand ...
I have it all, a full beard. Why grow a wimpy double tapered stache, which looks like a guy that went down on some scag for way to long, and it stuck to his face.
I remember as a kid watching those old movies my mom watched, well, maybe 5 minutes, and I hated that maurice chevalier dude, I mean, my mom thought he hung planets, I thought he was fugly with that wimpy looky stash, it looked like it was painted on mascara.
When I see those, I think CON MAN in huge letters.
well, except for Maria XXXXX, in my HS class, she had a hormone problem, but that wasnt her fault.
I know a couple of girls with a 'stache...beards too!
What about mustache rides?
^^
I'm still drunk this morning. That comment was not witty.
Moustaches remind me of the 70's.
michael,
Me too. I wonder what I wrote.
phishez,
I like my mustaches attached to their owners.
lbb,
Does it chafe you?
fab,
I loaned it out to Criss Angel.
bee,
But really, who is?
orhan,
You didn't see the picture with the wings and the cigarette and the bottle of whiskey, did you?
puss,
I was happier before I asked Wikipedia to tell me what that meant.
arthur,
I'd let a techie check the range of my wireless network.
faz,
Stalin's was pretty hot.
larry,
I think I know "Maria," only she went on hormones in eleventh grade. It really helped.
tera,
Have you told them about the beauty of wax?
nolff,
That was totally witty. You are too drunk to know wit.
velvet,
What are the 70s?
What is it with bad-guys and facial hair? I think it's in the villain’s handbook.
To Do:
1. Gather minions
2. Grow luxurious facial hair
3. Conquer world.
4. Groom facial hair.
I think a face full of hair is nasty. But when it's trimmed nice, that's not so bad.
- Trew Life
I say go for it. Previously I might have shuddered at the prospect of a 'stached woman, but those commercials for the BK Western Whopper have been getting me all tingly.
The mustache can act as a windshield wiper of sorts...
...if needed...
Nothing can ruin your mojo Mist...not even a mooooooostash!
I envy my dad's ability to grow a nice-looking mustache. That must be one of those traits that skips a generation. I haven't shaved for a week, and only one person has said anything.
constance,
5. Floss
trew,
I think the same thing about crotch hair.
b.port,
I am tingly too. It's the mustache.
jali,
Yes, if needed.
spoon,
I shall call it a Mistache.
flenker,
How could I not have noticed? Wow. Looking good.
I'm not big on stache's or beards. that's why I gave up women. just thought I would let you know that.
I don't want to grow a 'tache I may take hormones!
Well, Misty, it looks complicated to me. It might even need a wrench and pliars to adjust it.
Do they come in different colors, this one looks putrid?
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BTW, I have a mustache, and a beard, withoiut them people get me confused with Sean Penn.
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Re: Yesterday's blog, next time just 'stash' that dressing in your pocket. If questioned, just say "Oh yeah, it's with the salad."
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1,
I think you are approaching cult status. Any specifications for the type mustache you prefer?
dallas,
Damn. Why is it that all the good women are either already married or hairy?
akelamalu,
I am just going to retreat and live in a little secluded cabin in the woods.
jim,
Thanks for the beard reminder. I expect I'll be growing one of those too.
0,
Something that won't make my chin look fat.
Did Dali own a llama?
You did great at the 'stache! Great post here too!
Best wishes to you!
I like a little bit of facial on certain men. Particularly if they're sable brush soft.
nwjr,
Dali's mama was a llama.
marti,
Hey, thanks for checking me out.
curiosity,
I hope my mustache comes in that soft.
I was working at a frame shop and I didn't know it but I took and order for an original Dali and wouldn't you know someone freaking stole it. And everyone was like, "you took the order, right?" Bastards.
I wish I didn't have a mustache, I hate it and waxing just sucks!
Agreed on Mr. Dali's mustache. However, if it really were on fire it might be more exciting.
I had to get rid of the stache, I could not take left over smells at work. I got nothing done, I could not keep the beast at bay!
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