To Do:  1. Get Hobby 2. Floss

Here's what I need to do: 1. Get Hobby, 2. Floss. Blogging just gets in the way.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

'Stache Stash

I have the utmost respect for a good mustache. One day, I will probably grow one of my own. I hope that day is far, far away. Today, I'm going to do something new to demonstrate my reverence of the 'stache.

Rather than write about myself here, as I do five days a week, I have decided to write about myself somewhere else for a day. Change is good.

Click here to ride Burt Reynold's Mustache with me.

Mist 1

PS: I am enamored with Mr. Dali, but I'm afraid that I would have to decline an invitation to ride his 'stache. It looks dangerous.


At 11:40 PM, Blogger Michael C said...

I look forward to reading it!!

At 12:00 AM, Blogger phishez_rule said...

I'm growing a 'stache. i don't want it. Shall I fed-ex it to you?

At 12:11 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I've always hated facial hair.

At 2:25 AM, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Where is your sense of adventure?

At 2:44 AM, Blogger Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i'm not big on rectal hair either.

smiles, bee

At 3:42 AM, Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

You may not know it but you're an angel in the Blog-o-sphere.

At 3:43 AM, Blogger Glamourpuss said...

You might get a bit of a surprise if you did ride Dali's tache - he was a self-confessed coprophagic.


At 4:37 AM, Blogger Arthur Dent said...

Sorry, no moustache for you here Mist... Fenchurch is kinda partial to "the Tickler" growing under my lower lip though.

The new Tech for my school division has one as well. When one of the kids asked, "What is it with you techies and them things?" and I asked the new geek, he told me to tell the kids it was for checking the range of wireless networks.

I think I'm going to like working with the new guy. See you at Burt's.

At 4:38 AM, Blogger Faz the Cat said...

Hitler's didn't look much fun either but Stalin's on the other hand ...

At 4:45 AM, Blogger LarryLilly said...

I have it all, a full beard. Why grow a wimpy double tapered stache, which looks like a guy that went down on some scag for way to long, and it stuck to his face.

I remember as a kid watching those old movies my mom watched, well, maybe 5 minutes, and I hated that maurice chevalier dude, I mean, my mom thought he hung planets, I thought he was fugly with that wimpy looky stash, it looked like it was painted on mascara.

When I see those, I think CON MAN in huge letters.

well, except for Maria XXXXX, in my HS class, she had a hormone problem, but that wasnt her fault.

At 5:49 AM, Blogger Tera said...

I know a couple of girls with a 'stache...beards too!

At 6:13 AM, Blogger Nölff said...

What about mustache rides?

At 6:15 AM, Blogger Nölff said...

I'm still drunk this morning. That comment was not witty.

At 7:37 AM, Blogger velvet girl said...

Moustaches remind me of the 70's.

At 7:41 AM, Blogger mist1 said...


Me too. I wonder what I wrote.


I like my mustaches attached to their owners.


Does it chafe you?


I loaned it out to Criss Angel.


But really, who is?


You didn't see the picture with the wings and the cigarette and the bottle of whiskey, did you?


I was happier before I asked Wikipedia to tell me what that meant.


I'd let a techie check the range of my wireless network.


Stalin's was pretty hot.


I think I know "Maria," only she went on hormones in eleventh grade. It really helped.


Have you told them about the beauty of wax?


That was totally witty. You are too drunk to know wit.


What are the 70s?

At 7:47 AM, Blogger Constance said...

What is it with bad-guys and facial hair? I think it's in the villain’s handbook.

To Do:
1. Gather minions
2. Grow luxurious facial hair
3. Conquer world.
4. Groom facial hair.

At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Trew Life said...

I think a face full of hair is nasty. But when it's trimmed nice, that's not so bad.

- Trew Life

At 8:28 AM, Blogger blog Portland said...

I say go for it. Previously I might have shuddered at the prospect of a 'stached woman, but those commercials for the BK Western Whopper have been getting me all tingly.

At 8:33 AM, Blogger jali said...

The mustache can act as a windshield wiper of sorts...

...if needed...

At 8:45 AM, Blogger spoon said...

Nothing can ruin your mojo Mist...not even a mooooooostash!

At 8:47 AM, Blogger Flenker said...

I envy my dad's ability to grow a nice-looking mustache. That must be one of those traits that skips a generation. I haven't shaved for a week, and only one person has said anything.

At 9:22 AM, Blogger mist1 said...


5. Floss


I think the same thing about crotch hair.


I am tingly too. It's the mustache.


Yes, if needed.


I shall call it a Mistache.


How could I not have noticed? Wow. Looking good.

At 9:41 AM, Blogger Dallas DYSfunction said...

I'm not big on stache's or beards. that's why I gave up women. just thought I would let you know that.

At 10:12 AM, Blogger Akelamalu said...

I don't want to grow a 'tache I may take hormones!

At 10:29 AM, Blogger Jim said...

Well, Misty, it looks complicated to me. It might even need a wrench and pliars to adjust it.
Do they come in different colors, this one looks putrid?
BTW, I have a mustache, and a beard, withoiut them people get me confused with Sean Penn.
Re: Yesterday's blog, next time just 'stash' that dressing in your pocket. If questioned, just say "Oh yeah, it's with the salad."

At 10:38 AM, Blogger The CEO said...

I think you are approaching cult status. Any specifications for the type mustache you prefer?

At 10:43 AM, Blogger mist1 said...


Damn. Why is it that all the good women are either already married or hairy?


I am just going to retreat and live in a little secluded cabin in the woods.


Thanks for the beard reminder. I expect I'll be growing one of those too.


Something that won't make my chin look fat.

At 1:05 PM, Blogger NWJR said...

Did Dali own a llama?

At 6:30 PM, Anonymous Marti said...

You did great at the 'stache! Great post here too!

Best wishes to you!

At 6:47 PM, Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

I like a little bit of facial on certain men. Particularly if they're sable brush soft.

At 8:17 PM, Blogger mist1 said...


Dali's mama was a llama.


Hey, thanks for checking me out.


I hope my mustache comes in that soft.

At 1:12 PM, Blogger Erica AP said...

I was working at a frame shop and I didn't know it but I took and order for an original Dali and wouldn't you know someone freaking stole it. And everyone was like, "you took the order, right?" Bastards.

At 12:33 PM, Blogger Stacy said...

I wish I didn't have a mustache, I hate it and waxing just sucks!

At 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed on Mr. Dali's mustache. However, if it really were on fire it might be more exciting.

At 5:31 AM, Blogger honkeie2 said...

I had to get rid of the stache, I could not take left over smells at work. I got nothing done, I could not keep the beast at bay!


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