Man Skirt
Once, I bought a skirt for a boyfriend.He was reluctant to wear the skirt at first. He resisted the skirt. He asked, "what kind of f*g do you think I am?" I had never thought about what kind he might be. Considering that we were sleeping together, I told him that he must be the open minded kind.
Although he never admitted it, he warmed up to the skirt. He loved the freedom it provided. One of the best feelings on Earth is wearing a skirt with no panties under it. I'm not saying he wore panties (blue and white striped bikinis), I'm just saying, skirts are very freeing.
One of the beautiful things about being a girlfriend is that you can drop by without calling first. I am single because I don't like people to drop in on me without calling in advance. Also, I'm self-centered and whiney and have been known to burst into random uncontrollable fits. Okay, I snore and expect lots of gifts and I pick fights for fun. Other than that, I can't see why no one has snatched me up yet. The urge to flirt with men in public gets in the way too. But other than that, I am practically perfect.
When I walked in, he was wearing the skirt. He immediately began explaining that he didn't ordinarily wear the skirt. This was the first time. He was doing laundry. I smirked in satisfaction and sat back to enjoy the feeling of always being right.
We messed around on the couch for a bit. Any guy knows that messing around on the couch with a girl in a skirt is a good thing. A guy in a skirt is pretty damn good too. Skirts are just good, plain fun for everyone.
He got up to go into the kitchen for a drink. The way the light streamed in through the window, I realized that I should have bought a fully lined skirt for him. The skirt was see-thru and I could see everything. I imagined him taking out the trash in his man skirt. I thought of the neighbors. Specifically, I thought of that annoying, slutty neighbor who was always chatting him up.
When he returned to the couch, I "accidentally" burned a hole in his man skirt with my cigarette. We would probably still be together if I had not accidentally burned a hole in his leg too. I hope he is happy with his annoying, slutty neighbor.
Mist 1
Posted by Mist1 @ 6:42 AM
121 Comments:
Good riddance. As my grandma always said, "A real lady always wears a slip."
Apparently, you're man wasn't a real lady.
That's why I get hawt for Liam Neeson in Rob Roy. It's the skirt.
Was he wearing heels with his skirt? When strut around in my skirt I always wear these really slutty heels and this gorgeous sequined blouse...Anyways, I look fierce and heels really make any skirt look better looking imho.
In the summer, almost all I ever wear are skirts...Well, skirts and wifebeaters.
At least you got a chance to burn his flesh before he left with the annoying, slutty neighbor. That is so much better than a tattoo of your name on his person.
I had a very nice Kaftan back in the 70's. I used to go commando until I bumped into Miss Sexy Beach Girl of 1972. My face was slapped when she realised what I had bumped her with!
What exactly do you eat before you go to bed at night to come up with this stuff? (cuz I would like to avoid it myself)
Oh, you are so creative! Great story :)
With a little more direction, your cigarette could have done some longer-lasting damage. Damn.
Sooo, the annoying, slutty neighbor...
what's his name?
123,
I'm starting to think that I'm not a real lady either. I don't even own a slip.
icl,
That movie was great for the man skirts.
q,
I am feeling slightly competitive with you now.
churlita,
Skirts and wife beaters are part of my standard summer uniform too.
archie,
I always take that as a compliment.
cruiser,
Wine.
heather,
I wish that this was creativity. This is mostly fact. I might have made the part up about buying the skirt. I may have made it.
jocelyn,
I am not a planner. It's one of my weaknesses.
archshrk,
No names on this one. Have to protect the annoying and slutty afterall.
Um. Drunk. Misappropriation of an "'re" up there. Oof. I'm a professional.
*Its my bad.
*That one's on purpose to show I KNOW BETTER, dammnit.
Wow, that just.. woah. I.. oh dear.
I've worn these things that native pacific islanders wear, don't know the name. They are very free feeling. They're the type you could get away wearing at the beach, though I wouldn't try.
If we men can't wear skirts too then the terrorists have already won.
what do you do to these poor guys to make 'em flip out and go crazy like this?
I often wear a sarong around the house. It's incredibly comfortable, and I really don't care what anyone thinks.
I also bought a kilt last year. I've only worn it in public a couple of times.
The problem is finding the right shoes.
Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow! Hot. Coffee. Snorted.
Up. The. Nose. Ow! (That'll wake ya up.) Thanks for the coffee snorting laugh.
Aww, that's tutu bad!
Peace
You know in several countries men wear skirts as part of thier normal dress?
They do this in Bangladesh where my dad is from, scared the life out of my husband the first tim me stayed over and my dad was wondering around the house in the morning in his (lungi) skirt.
I laughed for hours at E's discomfort...
does he still wear skirts? Seems a shame that she should have the benefits of your idea, just 'cause you torched him a little bit
What? Were you dating Gumby? That looks like a miniature, plastic skirt from my vantage point.
A skirt? I've never gotten any of my boyfriends a skirt. My boyfriend right now is Scottish, and I've never even seen him a kilt. I'm not sure a skirt would do it for me...but whatever floats your (or the slutty neighbours) boat. ;)
I had a fling with a guy who wore skirts once. That would be a highland fling and the skirt was McDonald plaid. Just couldn't resist the accent or finding out for myself that they actually don't wear anything under them.
You could have told him it was a kilt...
Ahhhhh men in skirts really is nice - unless of course they have bad legs - like chicken legs or something
You should be careful dropping in unannounced on a man like that - you may find him in your skirt and his mother's blouse, pearls and heels. It's a shock - trust me.
Puss
Hey, just because I come out and get the paper in my completely see through nightie and wash my car topless does NOT make me a slutty neighbor.
See you proabably did him a favor by burning his leg, um, i mean skirt. Now he doesn't have to face the embarressment that having all of his manliness exposed to the neighbors might bring. Even though he probably wouldn't have left the apartment in it anyways, but you never know.
You have challenged me. I have to try to get my manly-man into a skirt now. I'll wait until I want to break up with him since that's what it'll probably lead to anyways.
123,
I blog with wine. I don't use spellcheck. I suppose that I should look into it.
orhan,
Did you shave your legs?
bice,
Wear it proudly.
kiyotoe,
You'll know soon enough, my pretty.
jester,
Let me know if you want to go shoe shopping.
crow,
I snorted a line of coffee once. I'm still blowing the grounds out of my nose.
Thanks for coming by.
odat,
That was bad.
shadow,
Are there any countries where men wear bras.
choo,
I am sort of known for pushing people outside of their fashion comfort level.
fab,
Maybe I should move into your neighborhood.
swamp,
Well, he was rather flexible.
me,
I was curious. So was the neighbor.
spell,
Thanks for answering my question about what goes on under a kilt.
ranger,
A skirt by any other name...
cheeky,
It was a longer skirt. He didn't have the best ankles, but I am forgiving.
puss,
I had a friend who divorced a man because of a very similar situation.
lux,
But are you annoying?
yvonne,
Call me if you need break-up advice. I am a professional at breaking up.
this post got me thinking....I dig a man in a sarong...a manly sarong of course, not one with a floral print...but a man who can pull off wearing a sarong - very cool :)
nattie,
That was my line of thinking when I got the man skirt.
SNIKER!
Damn Mist I hope that this isnt a joke
cose I love it
how original and with valintines day around the corner its a great idee
junkie,
Would I joke?
Which leg? Right, left, middle??
I love a man in a kilt. Although it takes a very manly man to pull it off.
A few years ago, Rockboy came home from the mall and proudly showed his mama what he bought at Hot Topic.
The tag said: One-legged pant.
The 'chick said: You do realize what you've purchased, right?
Rockboy: Yeah, it's one-legged pants.
'Chick: One-legged PANT - let mama translate - you bought a skirt.
He returned it immediately. Thirteen year old boys are such chickens.
Laundry day for me comes but once a fortnight and, by that time, my choices are fairly limited.
Laundry Day fashion sometimes involves blue running pants, sandals and a vintage pea green striped dress shirt.
I quit wearing my man skirt for many reasons... the most important one being I didn't want some strange woman trying to take advantage of me.... or my girlfriend catching some strange woman taking advantage of me. I have adjusted well to wearing just jeans - no panties.
I don't kow that I would be so reluctant to wear a skirt especially being that drop-dead-gorgeous ex once told me thaat I would look better in her dresses than she did. Not quite sure why I took that as ego-inflating compliment but I did.
av,
Isn't it itchy?
tug,
I wouldn't call it a leg. It didn't have an ankle.
reba,
I am a girl and I managed to pull of his skirt just fine.
chick,
I want to change the title of this post to One Legged Pants. Wouldn't it be a pant then and not pants?
matt,
Please return my dress.
ryan,
Strange women do tend to take advantage of men in skirts.
brian,
I'm not sure why you did either. Please email a picture of your legs. Thanks.
Years ago, I did go to a Halloween party dressed in drag (cheerleader's outfit and garter belt). Twenty years later, many of the party goers are still having post traumatic flashbacks.
I think you and your boyfriend should have had a pillow fight in your bras and panties next.
As long as a man doesn't weight lift in his front yard on a windy day in a skirt, I'm cool with that.
i love to see the reaction of men when we encourage something that is out of the norm. ;D
plus theres always that freeing idea of being able to slip your hand under it and tug on his junk. they always think they are sooo protected. ahahahahhaha
oops. a little to maniacal.
I never let my husband leave the house without a wedding band or a slip.
If you have comment moderation enabled, why do you also make us type in word verification?
I sometimes enjoy wearing womens undergarments, but overgarments....that's just weird. ;)
Steve~
Adrian wears too-big panties (he doesn't like it if I don't say "boxers" but they're panties to me) once in a while for the freedom. (swinging around the house is cool) I don't want him to wear them outside - or if we have company.
now honey you know how i always tell you to keep your panties on? well i think you need to get your boyfriends to keep their panties on too, you see when they start to liking the skirts they are wearing, well honey, it's not ACTUALLY a good thing. (for you i mean.) and i don't think it's because of his slutty neighbor either. you see, it's well, how should i put this delicately? i mean i wouldn't want to harm your sweet innocent ears, you know? anyway, what i mean is when odat gives me back my glasses and i can finally finish reading her diary i'll let you know. i'll bet there is a blog in there somewhere! and mist? i got me some of those panties like you showed me yesterday and when i tie them on my boobs get caught in them. am i doing something wrong? when i went into the fabric store to get the ribbon the lady asked me how many yards i wanted. how many yards do you use? i got three and just wrapped it around and around the middle, was that right? i tried going up the back and it got all lost so i wound it around and that's when the boobs got in the way. sigh..... anyway, it was nice chatting with you honey. bee
Just curious...and I'm not judging:
Where in the universe do you live? And is it acceptable for a man to wear a skirt...and actual non-family tartan/not a kilt SKIRT? Seriously, not judging, it's just that the idea never occurred to me. Might have to give it a try (at home). It would be nice to give my boys a break from the "manties".
I had a boyfriend who wore a manskirt. He loved the manskirt. He got many compliments on it. I dumped him because people liked his skirt better than mine.
HEy nice one there...
After all, it is the world of the metrosexual.
Did he wax his legs???
How does burning flesh smell??
Havent worn a skirt yet... dunno whether i will ever.
MeE
Ah, you're a "if they won't leave nicely, burn the hell out of 'em" type.
I have met your kind. 'Tis like playing with fire.
PS I haven't lurked for a while, and had forgotten what a fine blog you have.
1
Did you teach this guy to wear stockings with a garter belt? Or was that the next step?
Did he shave his legs?
I keep trying to respond with something witty, but this darned heat vent keeps blowing up my mini. I really picked the wrong day to experiment with skirts AND commando.
At least I'm dry.
I bought my husband an antique Japanese kimono. He said he liked it, but he's never worn it. Maybe he's waiting for the samurai sword to go with it.
I don't own a slip either. My mother, White Gloves, must be turning over in her grave.
My husband would look terrible in a skirt, he has no hips to hold it up. :P
A skirt over muscular thighs and calves. Man, that sure sounds sexy (even though logic dictates that it shouldn't).
mystic,
But do you feel more in touch with your inner cheerleader?
furious,
Pillow fights are fun. Weight lifting is not.
yasamin,
I think Tug the Junk is the name of a rap song that I heard on the radio.
kelley,
That's a mighty short leash. He must be really hot.
fringes,
I almost didn't approve that comment. I also don't approve of spam.
tallulah,
A man with a manbag is perfect. He could carry all my extra stuff in there.
steven,
Tami sent me a picture of you in her nightie. Nice try though.
jali,
Get the man some boxer briefs.
bee,
As I don't technically have boobs worth mentioning (more like two pimples on my ribcage), I can't help you with your panties. Maybe you should get those things that keep shoelaces from coming undone.
omni,
I live in the South where it is not acceptable at all. Maybe I was holding in some kind of rage and wanted him to be a victim of a hate crime. I need a therapy appointment.
Thanks for coming by. Oh, and give the boys a break from the manties. They'll thank you for it.
susan,
You can always hope that he's gotten fat since the breakup.
jux,
It didn't smell like chicken.
Thanks for coming by.
winters,
But it's a good hurt.
Thanks for coming back. You are always welcome here.
0,
Garters are pretty difficult. They're not for novices.
sqt,
I once dated a man who shaved his arms. That has almost nothing to do with your comment.
gyuss,
To keep your legs warm, you should consider some tall boots.
hearts,
In my experience, giving your husband a sword is a sure-fire way for someone to get hurt.
kristyn,
I'm in the same boat as your husband. Try a wrap skirt.
lizza,
I know. It's a good thought.
Yo Ho Ho, it's a little known fact that pirates wear man skirts, occasionally.
Popped in here randomly, from QoD. you are too funny-loved the Trent Latte!
seriously though...the captain of the football team when I was in high school really did try to brings skirts in style for guys. He wore one to school a lot...it was a trend for a while...and then he graduated and the new guys in school wondered what the hell was going on...so guys stopped wearing the skirts.
It was pretty hot though...I also like when guys shave their legs. :)
seismic,
No wonder I like pirates so much. I hope Capt. Jack Sparrow wears a skirt in the next movie.
Thanks for coming by.
But you can just not approve the spam comments. All I am saying is: I love typing in my witty banter to comment here. Typing in the word verification when you already have comment moderation? Not so much.
I know that you have a suggetion box/complaints department hidden in your stripper panties drawer. I've seen it and I'm using it.
Ban me and I'll come steal your cigarettes.
Are you implying that I spend much of my time scratching my crotch?
"Considering that we were sleeping together, I told him that he must be the open minded kind."
you crack me up every time, mist!
I love the sense of freedom a skirt gives me... but I learned the hardway not to pull up your skirt and sit on a leather sofa in the middle of the summer when your not wearing underwear
My husband's roomate in college strutted out in a feather boa and his birthday suit one time...WOW!
These legs don't get shaved, they get bush :/
I second cuisermal...only I want to know what you're eating the night before you blog so I can give myself a hearty helping of it.
As a man of scottish decent I have worn my fair share of kilts at local scottish festivals and I must admit a comfort associated with it. But it's not a skirt, damn it!
this post just got me all wet....
:)
dang - your good !
Have a great weekend Mist
Meg
rach,
Your high school was so different than mine.
fringes,
All comments are emailed to me. I prefer not to have spam in my email box. I get enough spam already. Comment moderation and word verification serve different purposes.
av,
You admit that you spend a lot of time with your wii. I'm just making assumptions.
miztris,
He didn't think it was that funny.
dallas,
Or the car seat on a summer day.
weather,
And you didn't marry him? That must have been a tough choice.
Thanks for coming by.
orhan,
It's cold here. Will you come over and keep me warm with all that hair?
million,
I may have been dropped as a child. My mom has a lot of guilt about it and we try not to talk about it.
cyber,
Okay, okay...don't get your skirt all in a bunch.
meg,
From now on, I'm going to write romance novels.
Do sarongs count as skirts?? I have seen some fine looking men wearing sarongs...mmmm... oh, sorry...
Skirts? No wonder you like your men on drugs.
I'm probably just jealous. Just don't have the legs for it...
My girlfriend bought me a skirt, so I bought her a strap-on.
And she called ME weird.
I have owned a 'skirt' for some time now and still occasionally wear it. My camo utilikilt draws unending stares from the natives of Romania. But then, I should tell you about the reactions from locals when I shaved my hair into a mohawk and painted it green as a last vestige of youthful indiscretion...
see my question is, even if it was laundry day, er, ah, erhm, uhh...*ad nauseum*...doesn't free balling it under a skirt feel awkward sometimes? i mean with the nuts all swinging around and what not?
claudia,
I am in favor of the sarong.
willie,
Sure you do. Just try wearing one at home first.
nwjr,
What's weird about that?
r!,
I have a camo utiliskirt. Is that like a utilikilt for women?
k,
I could tell you what nuts feel like under a skirt, but I'm not sure that it's the answer that you're looking for.
I assume your now ex-boyfriend wasn’t Scottish.
Is it wrong that i got slightly aroused reading that post?
I gotta find me a man in a skirt.
You're so mine.
One of my ex-boyfriends was fond of wearing a skirt. Problem was that he wanted the panties to go with it.
-velvet
For you? Anytime. You're even welcome to plait where necessary :)
I'm just tossin' out brand names to make myself look cooler.
No comment. I know someone with a man skirt...who loves it....
*shhhhh*
teeeheee...i think you're my twin! i would not only get my boyfriends to wear my dress/skirt in uni but also their friends...althought the converse hightops didn't make the outfit -
oh and if you get them to wear the lingere - they don't like you bringing up ever again...especially in public.
;-)
nick,
Apparently not.
steph,
This was perhaps my most arousing post.
crack,
I have been waiting to hear you say that.
velvet,
Panties make me feel pretty. I can understand how he felt.
orhan,
I want to shave my name in your leg hair.
r!,
I forgot to mention how cool I think you are.
counselor,
You can tell me. I'm really good at keeping secrets for a few minutes.
nofear,
As long as it's not my lingerie.
hey, I tried to do that one time...thing was I was high, in Express at the time and you know what??? I actually liked it, BUT I didn't buy it. I just got alot of love from the staff for trying it on. They even tried to push some tights for me...that is until I told them that I wasn't trying to 'tuck' it in...
damn you brought me back....shhhhhh.
thump,
Never admit to me that you shop at Express again. The skirt part is okay, we can talk about that.
At least you had the unmarred version of him!!!!
you'll find out soon....my pretty... :)
counselor,
Are you sending me a strip-o-gram in a skirt? Because, I am really fond of strip-o-grams, but I have never had one in a skirt.
I've always thought the Scots had it right. I mean, men simply aren't designed to wear pants, what with the balls and chain they carry around. I'm for Skirts For All. Let's start a movement. We'll need a theme song. Bagpipes strike me as appropriate.
sass,
I have always wanted to start a movement, I just never thought it would be a men's cause. I want an important title as a leadership figure for SFA.
LOL, you are too funny!
I always wondered as a kid, growing up between two boys, why girls were to wear skirts & not boys. To me, it only made sense for boys to wear them, they're the ones who stand to pee...why put a fly, button and/or zippers in the way.
You should've have burned down the slutty neighbor's apartment. And kept the skirt for your next boyfriend. You could've always put a denim patch over the hole.
My husband tells me that he'll start wearing man skirts if he sees just one other man wearing one.
I call his boxer briefs his panties.
I thing I'll buy him a skirt he can't refuse. I must remember to not burn a hole through his skirt... or his leg.
slb,
Seriously, it doesn't make sense, does it? That's why I bought the man skirt.
kristi,
Arson isn't a crime, is it?
Thanks for coming by.
dhn,
Show him this post. All the cool guys are doing it.
Thanks for dropping by.
I've never, ever had the desire to wear a skirt. I'm not that kind of dude.
Now a kilt. I'd wear a kilt.
But never a skirt.
Okay, I snore and expect lots of gifts and I pick fights for fun.
In other words you are a woman. ;)
I'm disturbed by the appearance of a cigarette in this story. I'm expecting an anti-smoking post soon in response. Although it was funny that you burned a hole in his leg.
dorky,
What's the difference?
jack,
I'm not unique?
neil,
I thought this was an anti-smoking post.
Perhaps you should have doused him in lighter fluid or gasoline before "accidentally" burning the man skirt. Then the annoying, slutty neighbor would have had to work her magic through layers of skin grafts.
Manskirt. This concept hurts me at a deep level. If a trend like this takes off, I may have to move to Israel. Manskirt. I can just see Jack Bauer running around CTU in a Manmini.
You keep your cigarettes away from my skirts!
hmm ironical ??
I have my mother's thighs so a skirt is out of the question.
qofd,
A girl can only do that once or twice before people start to ask questions.
stewart,
I would probably become a serious international criminal just so Jack Bauer would chase me in those skirts.
nihilistic,
You keep your skirts away from my cigarettes.
white forest,
Ironical is one of my favorite words.
shife,
Where did you put the rest of your mother?
If you call it a kilt, I guess it would be more socially acceptable. If he's Irish.
man skirts rock. I have no idea why they aren't a bigger fashion staple.
ah the freedom!
bird,
I suppose I could call it a kilt. Do kilts tie up at the side?
melanie,
It's a bold fashion statement. I admire men brave enough to wear the Man Skirt.
Thanks for reminding me that I really shouldn't go around telling folks that I'd f*** anything in a skirt.
dan,
Any time. Happy to help.
I have a pair of paints that are so baggy that they look like a man skirt.
Now, nothing wrong with a man skirt....as long as he isnt in a man teddy as well.
jack,
I'm not unique?
I know, those are fighting words for women.
I prefer the kilt - same benefits, less questions
honk,
Isn't the teddy for men? I thought it was named after a president.
jack,
I'm going to have to argue with you on this one. Yesterday, a guy in the bar told me that I was totally special and unlike anyone he had ever met in that bar before.
michael,
Kilts are okay in my book.
Hm.. Thank you mist! My hubby is always trying to get ME to do the skirt with no undies thing.. I wonder how keen on it he'll be if I turn the tables?? Never occurred to me, and I am in your deepest debt for the idea. Please wait until I announce my winning of the lottery to collect though.. rent's due soon. ;)
twila,
I charge interest. I'm like that.
evil,
Clearly, the two of you will have to go shopping. He is going to love it. I am sure of it.
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